Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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