just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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