mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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