Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He better not be in your backpack
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Two words: blizzard sex
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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