I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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