My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize