what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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