It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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