You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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