Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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