i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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