Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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