i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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