So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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