After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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