oh god the rape fog is back!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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