so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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