Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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