I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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