did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
