I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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