She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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