your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
false alarm, still single
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