nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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