try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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