yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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