hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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