This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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