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ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo

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(914): ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo http://tfl.nu/67fe

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.

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(215): i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies. http://tfl.nu/atqm

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(440): View more from Ohio

just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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(440): just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy. http://tfl.nu/sv1q

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(937): View more from Ohio

was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?

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(937): was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"? http://tfl.nu/gea9

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(831): View more from California

It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.

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(831): It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse. http://tfl.nu/4ove

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(856): View more from New Jersey

you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness

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(856): you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness http://tfl.nu/oa7w

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(661): View more from California

fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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(661): fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn. http://tfl.nu/6ro6

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(614): View more from Ohio

Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.

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(614): Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop. http://tfl.nu/e8lv

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(573): View more from Missouri

i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.

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(573): i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man. http://tfl.nu/t42g

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(517): View more from Michigan

Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.

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(517): Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now. http://tfl.nu/rvro

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.

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(321): Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments. http://tfl.nu/oyly

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(518): View more from New York

No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?

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(518): No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark? http://tfl.nu/5sw5

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.

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(570): I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies. http://tfl.nu/z52h

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.

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(902): I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom. http://tfl.nu/lro3

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(712): View more from Iowa

Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.

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With a fannypack full of drugs.

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(712): Oh you know..Chillin with your dad. (712): With a fannypack full of drugs. http://tfl.nu/bjqx

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