Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches

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(239): View more from Florida

I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk

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(509): View more from Washington

Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.

(406): View more from Montana

Hospital.

(509): View more from Washington

I am invincible.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams

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(609): View more from New Jersey

YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS

(443): View more from Maryland

I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now

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(317): View more from Indiana

He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.

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