Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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