Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?