you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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