a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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