a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm sobbing to NWA
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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