Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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