that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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