i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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