who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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