U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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