I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
What a dumb baby whore.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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