Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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