On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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