I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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