His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I am spending my child support on dildos
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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