erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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