Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its about making memories worth repressing
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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