Just cropdusted the office
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The struggles of a small town man whore
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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