But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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