dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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