Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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