I don't usually arrange sex via text message
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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