All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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