no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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