What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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