what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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