if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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