So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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